She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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