we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Randomize
