i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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