Your dad touched me again.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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