YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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