That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
This is the high leading the old right now
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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