to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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