in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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