I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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