In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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