My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
He better not be in your backpack
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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