your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
