No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
