you guys were way drunker than both of me
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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