thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
only you would photoshop your dick
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Randomize
