yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
