I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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