I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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