Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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