so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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