But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Randomize
