When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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