I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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