real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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