He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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