i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
farters have to be the big spoon...
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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