it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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