Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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