He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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