I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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