would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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