I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. Itβs all the rage
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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