Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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