on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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