as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I see more hoeing in ur future
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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