so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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