I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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