Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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