And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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