i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
