if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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