Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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