It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Randomize
