i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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