i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
The Olympian is in my bed
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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