i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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