garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
The struggles of a small town man whore
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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