Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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