I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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