Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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