i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
So squirting runs in the family.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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